brownglucose:

geekscoutcookies:

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

THIS IS ME. THIS IS ME. OH MY GOD

LMAO

2 days ago · 126,278 notes · Source · Reblogged from professionalbirdface

107,219
Plays
UGH
Artist: EVERYTHING

grandegarlic:

volatile-duchess:

Every fucking weeaboo song put into one

Bad Apple, Cruel Angel’s Thesis, Butterfly, Ievan Polkka, Matryoshka, and the Lucky Star theme all squished into one this is what it fucking sounds like

this is what plays as you fall into hell

2 days ago · 16,620 notes · Source · Reblogged from gardevoiir

churchsext:

i hate when people say wikipedia isn’t reliable because anyone can change it like are u kidding me have u ever tried to edit a wikipedia article they instantly ban u for like removing a comma

2 days ago · 188,758 notes · Source · Reblogged from franksgorland

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mr-greg-universe:

Men holding kittens for the first time

teatimetracy you would love this

2 days ago · 15,051 notes · Source · Reblogged from teatimetracy

retrogradeworks:

ursulavernon:

favabean05:

nickfnry:

unexplained-events:

Some people take taxidermy to an entirely new level of creepy…

WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKK

Oh god, it’s Assquatch.

Um. That’s the technical name. That’s a taxidermied white-tailed deer butt, flipped over so the tail makes the beard. There are people who work very hard to shave and shape the hair to make a nose.

The mouth is…well, it’s exactly what you think it probably is. Putting teeth in them and making it look like lips is the true test of the assquatch artist.

I wish like hell I was making this up, but I’m not.

I NEARLY SHIT MY PANTS OVER THAT FIRST PHOTO.

I DID NOT KNOW I HAD A PHOBIA UNTIL THIS POST.  THIS IS IT.  ASSQUATCH IS MY PHOBIA.

2 days ago · 13,731 notes · Source · Reblogged from retrogradeworks

empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

image

2 days ago · 92,045 notes · Source · Reblogged from ruinedchildhood

dreamgirlsdontexist:

Never thought I could see a more perfect headline

dreamgirlsdontexist:

Never thought I could see a more perfect headline

3 days ago · 1,740 notes · Source · Reblogged from teatimetracy

tevinterllama:

WHAT TO DO WHEN A DWARF ADOPTS YOU AS HIS MOTHER, you let him sleep on your head, sorry Darya

tevinterllama:

WHAT TO DO WHEN A DWARF ADOPTS YOU AS HIS MOTHER, you let him sleep on your head, sorry Darya

3 days ago · 344 notes · Source · Reblogged from drparisa

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katara:

The only acne treatment for me

katara:

The only acne treatment for me

3 days ago · 61,777 notes · Source · Reblogged from princequeerdeer

rawrsaysreptar:

My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.

rawrsaysreptar:

My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.

3 days ago · 54,586 notes · Source · Reblogged from bedazzledspike

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stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

3 days ago · 40,127 notes · Source · Reblogged from bedazzledspike

shisnojon:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool

3 days ago · 291,503 notes · Source · Reblogged from skelebitch