mollygons:

The Last Unicorn

17 hours ago · 3,027 notes · Reblogged from deviouslydoomed

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the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

17 hours ago · 288,682 notes · Reblogged from fuckmestupid

meesterfinchy:

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

Stranger: 9
Stranger: mlp fan
Stranger: show me your tits
kid knows what he wants - mlp and tits

meesterfinchy:

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

Stranger: 9

Stranger: mlp fan

Stranger: show me your tits

kid knows what he wants - mlp and tits

17 hours ago · 64,898 notes · Source · Reblogged from meesterfinchy

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

17 hours ago · 255,416 notes · Source · Reblogged from fuckmestupid

"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"

20 hours ago · 105,354 notes · Source · Reblogged from normandys

nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

20 hours ago · 95,021 notes · Source · Reblogged from cptmercier

jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

20 hours ago · 239,264 notes · Source · Reblogged from ruinedchildhood


~xXx Houndoom by sketchinthoughts

~xXx Houndoom by sketchinthoughts

20 hours ago · 12 notes · Source · Reblogged from autistichoundoom

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thatkindoffangirl:

datpastaasylum:

dinoduckqueen:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

fuck

FUCK

FUCK

I WANT

Just play MGS in chronological order.

20 hours ago · 461,317 notes · Source · Reblogged from swaggiescout

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itsmyfreakin:

"Just touched down in Noveria.  This place sucks.  You know what might make it suck less?  If these two jerks stopped bitching about how cold it is.  I let them borrow the only two scarves I have in my closet only for them start complaining about the colors.
@CitadelCouncil if you ever need me to do anything on this planet ever again, please kindly go F*** yourself.  That goes for you too, @AdmiralHackett.”
More ME1 Shepard-instagram silliness.  Seriously, these two do not stop complaining about the cold throughout the Noveria mission.

itsmyfreakin:

"Just touched down in Noveria.  This place sucks.  You know what might make it suck less?  If these two jerks stopped bitching about how cold it is.  I let them borrow the only two scarves I have in my closet only for them start complaining about the colors.

@CitadelCouncil if you ever need me to do anything on this planet ever again, please kindly go F*** yourself.  That goes for you too, @AdmiralHackett.”

More ME1 Shepard-instagram silliness.  Seriously, these two do not stop complaining about the cold throughout the Noveria mission.

20 hours ago · 1,204 notes · Source · Reblogged from ivegoneturbo

mygirlfriendattempts:

You can find the rest here

20 hours ago · 35,278 notes · Source · Reblogged from cptmercier

durbikins:

A ton of people are getting excited about the Persona 5 protagonist reveal and saying “He looks like me! :D”

yeah no shit, a nerd looks like a nerd, go figure

20 hours ago · 204 notes · Source · Reblogged from tajiimas