The Last Unicorn
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"
BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.
I beg to differ.
If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.
I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending
imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along
Just play MGS in chronological order.
"Just touched down in Noveria. This place sucks. You know what might make it suck less? If these two jerks stopped bitching about how cold it is. I let them borrow the only two scarves I have in my closet only for them start complaining about the colors.
@CitadelCouncil if you ever need me to do anything on this planet ever again, please kindly go F*** yourself. That goes for you too, @AdmiralHackett.”
More ME1 Shepard-instagram silliness. Seriously, these two do not stop complaining about the cold throughout the Noveria mission.
A ton of people are getting excited about the Persona 5 protagonist reveal and saying “He looks like me! :D”
yeah no shit, a nerd looks like a nerd, go figure