silentlullabieslie asked: I like how you just started following me and we've been on tumblr for like a year
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
bowlersandtophats: cocokat: mystolenthunder: criesbecausewilliambeckett: spiswatchingyou: i-steal-your-pantsu: videohall: Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious. what the hell oh my gOD i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part ogm Fucking god bless MIT I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE DO COOL THINGS I’M GOING...
diarrheaworldstarhiphop: thegoodsonisbad: chandlerhandle: thegoodsonisbad: chandlerhandle: thegoodsonisbad: chandlerhandle: thegoodsonisbad: chandlerhandle: thegoodsonisbad: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: thegoodsonisbad: yepperoni: do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen i...
adrimnzr: floorgasm: faroresferrari: adrimnzr: a message to all canadians: thank you for being canadian You’re welcome. I’m Alaskan does that count? no you’re a fake canadian
Hawkeye: Hey, I just met you
Hawkeye: and this is crazy
Hawkeye: I need a distraction
Hawkeye: and an eyeball, maybe
people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
songofages: koropendora: blnandrsn: fic where there’s realistic development, realizations and progressions of relationships Last updated: April 5th 1897 :C i like to think mine is a bit like that
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smellsliketeenfanfiction: so earlier today my mom ran over a squirrel bc she wasn’t paying attention and at that exact moment someone called me and i forgot my ringtone was mmm watcha say so i started laughing and choking on my sobs of laughter and my mom had to pull over bc she thought i was having an asthma attack or something