May 2011
Dear future husband,
i-really-fucking-like-cats-okay:
When you propose to me, please don’t put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat that shit.
Whenever I go downstairs, my parents are like, "Oh...
Magical eyeshadows.
Tangled
The Lion King
Aladdin
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Alice in Wonderland
Snow White
When a guy walks by and they smell good.
Oh sweet Jesus, come back.
People in my classes always have the daintiest...
They’re like “Ti…choo!”
Meanwhile I am like “AHFGJTIAMSNEEZINGCANYOUHEARMEDBGFVDXCHOOOOOOOO”
The feeling you get after you turn all the lights...
HOW TO SLIP LIKE A BOSS.
The problem with love is
You can love who you want…
But so can they.
When people dont shut up in class and you wanna...
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when...
then I’m like:
This. Totally 100% this.
Anyone who says I’m attractive is either biased or wants something.
Or has a camera somewhere.
<——that’s how I react.
I am nobody's crush, not on Tumblr and not in real...
I Cried at Toy Story 3,alot.
Why do people poke my stomach?
“IS IT BECAUSE I’M FAT?!”
Titanic was filmed in a plastic pool
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
life makes no more sense bye
Normal people going to the kitchen to drink water...
Me going to the kitchen to drink water at night:
