senorbootythugpirate:

b-b-brianne:

my personal ancestor height/body type headcanon! this one is a bit harder than the young trolls because, canonically they do have different body types and heights. i tried to stick as close to canon as possible but also wanted to put my own spin on things.
signless: short and a little stocky. nothing really impressive about him.
demoness: very tall and very thin, like a supermodel. fragile, like glass.
summoner: athletic build, wiry with very good upper body strength, but skinny legs (flies everywhere!).
psionic: this one doesn’t stick very close to canon (sorry!), but my interpretation is that he would be very lithe and thin. i always imagined he was a slave of little physical exertion, fetching tea and stuff, so he never built up any muscle.
disciple: short with an average, slightly curvy build. a bit bottom heavy.
dolorosa: tall and motherly, hence the pear shape. however, she’s still on the thin side.
redglare: petite and made of sharp angles, but isn’t weak. it’s all lean muscle.
mindfang: hubba hubba. hourglass figure, as scorpio is the most sexually charged of the zodiac, and, well, you know her journals…
darkleer: STRONG LIKE BEAR. just pure power muscle. wrestles velociraptors.
grand highblood: a literal monster. he is probably one of the oldest land dwellers, so he’s had a lot of time to kind of…mutate into this utterly terrifying force of nature.
dualscar: looks like a calvin klein model. the muscle is all show, he doesn’t have any more power than is required to handle a rifle.
the condesce: average-thin, almost boyish build, with muscular legs from all the swimming.

perfeeeeeect

senorbootythugpirate:

b-b-brianne:

my personal ancestor height/body type headcanon! this one is a bit harder than the young trolls because, canonically they do have different body types and heights. i tried to stick as close to canon as possible but also wanted to put my own spin on things.

signless: short and a little stocky. nothing really impressive about him.

demoness: very tall and very thin, like a supermodel. fragile, like glass.

summoner: athletic build, wiry with very good upper body strength, but skinny legs (flies everywhere!).

psionic: this one doesn’t stick very close to canon (sorry!), but my interpretation is that he would be very lithe and thin. i always imagined he was a slave of little physical exertion, fetching tea and stuff, so he never built up any muscle.

disciple: short with an average, slightly curvy build. a bit bottom heavy.

dolorosa: tall and motherly, hence the pear shape. however, she’s still on the thin side.

redglare: petite and made of sharp angles, but isn’t weak. it’s all lean muscle.

mindfang: hubba hubba. hourglass figure, as scorpio is the most sexually charged of the zodiac, and, well, you know her journals…

darkleer: STRONG LIKE BEAR. just pure power muscle. wrestles velociraptors.

grand highblood: a literal monster. he is probably one of the oldest land dwellers, so he’s had a lot of time to kind of…mutate into this utterly terrifying force of nature.

dualscar: looks like a calvin klein model. the muscle is all show, he doesn’t have any more power than is required to handle a rifle.

the condesce: average-thin, almost boyish build, with muscular legs from all the swimming.

perfeeeeeect

1 day ago · 2,322 notes · Source · Reblogged from korrasbooty

thecuntdyke:

Didn’t draw this but answered a request to string together a set of images into a gif.
As far as I am concerned, it is anon’s.

thecuntdyke:

Didn’t draw this but answered a request to string together a set of images into a gif.

As far as I am concerned, it is anon’s.

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blackraven93:

hotbutterpopcorn:

kajmere:

kingsandheroes:

evil-e-x-p-e-l-l-e-d:

AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.

i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson

ALL THE CUTE!

THOR THO

Oh Thor~ XDD

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korrasbooty:

lizawithazed:

rexiv:

Melanism

(the opposite of Albinism)

Gorgeous.

Omg the first picture

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silentlullabieslie asked: “I like how you just started following me and we've been on tumblr for like a year”

LOL, My bad……………..

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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight

  • Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.

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snazzyseahorse:

grey-trickster:

feymark-plz:

terri-bat:

militarypenguin:

one mooooore thing

UNCLE

DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF UNCLEEEEE?!


JACKIEEEEE!

snazzyseahorse:

grey-trickster:

feymark-plz:

terri-bat:

militarypenguin:

one mooooore thing

UNCLE

DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF UNCLEEEEE?!

JACKIEEEEE!

1 day ago · 8,754 notes · Source · Reblogged from pabusbooty

mslindsayanne:

Damn, that’s a deep ass dentist.

mslindsayanne:

Damn, that’s a deep ass dentist.

2 days ago · 30,050 notes · Source · Reblogged from spiralsofgold

xekstrin:

“I’m keeping her.”

xekstrin:

“I’m keeping her.”

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korrasbooty:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

dhusky:

tentaspai:

thepattywagon:

oddii:

miramoondarling:

uhmwillowsomething:

trillbabe:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

tooaccustomedtocustoms:

turdshuffler:

Zombie dude from Miami.

Swaqq to the nth degree.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

shit niqqa he was hungry as fuck

holy shit it was a black man
ugh why

So this is the guy who was eating the other guy’s face
Welp didn’t expect that

I have never been so terrified to be living in Florida before

I read about this earlier
DEAR FUCK
It’s starting

WELCOME TO FLORIDA!

LOL FLORIDA I LOVE YOU

WELCOME TO FLORIDA
WHERE THE ZOMBIES ARENT MADE UP
AND THE DEATH TOLL MATTERS

WELCOME TO FLORIDATHE SUNSHINE STATE

korrasbooty:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

dhusky:

tentaspai:

thepattywagon:

oddii:

miramoondarling:

uhmwillowsomething:

trillbabe:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

tooaccustomedtocustoms:

turdshuffler:

Zombie dude from Miami.

Swaqq to the nth degree.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

shit niqqa he was hungry as fuck

holy shit it was a black man

ugh why

So this is the guy who was eating the other guy’s face

Welp didn’t expect that

I have never been so terrified to be living in Florida before

I read about this earlier

DEAR FUCK

It’s starting

WELCOME TO FLORIDA!

LOL FLORIDA I LOVE YOU

WELCOME TO FLORIDA

WHERE THE ZOMBIES ARENT MADE UP

AND THE DEATH TOLL MATTERS

WELCOME TO FLORIDA
THE SUNSHINE STATE

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rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

bowlersandtophats:

cocokat:

mystolenthunder:

criesbecausewilliambeckett:

spiswatchingyou:

i-steal-your-pantsu:

videohall:

Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.

what the hell

oh my gOD

i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part

ogm

Fucking god bless MIT

I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE DO COOL THINGS I’M GOING TO PLAY PHOENIX WRIGHT USING A STEP LADDER

Lost at everything

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yorielitanarpati:

More Tahnorra family fluff. :D
Gah! I can’t stop drawing these guys! 

yorielitanarpati:

More Tahnorra family fluff. :D

Gah! I can’t stop drawing these guys! 

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