"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me

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  • me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

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pricklystickers:

xekstrin:

door:

um

im gonna fuck the ghost

do not fuck the ghost

pricklystickers:

xekstrin:

door:

um

im gonna fuck the ghost

do not fuck the ghost

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frappuczino:

sounds like my type of man

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thefightingfairy:

tic-tac-scented-tree:

katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

theres like a little mow with each step down the stairs just like
mowmowmowmowmowmowmowmow ohmygod ohmygod youre home

the thing about cats greeting you at the door, and dogs greeting you at the door, is dogs greet EVERYONE at the door. they’re not particularly happy to see you, they’re happy to see anyone.

cats on the other hand, usually don’t start greeting at the door until you have a close bond with them.

they come to see you. they’re happy you’ve come home.

my cats didn’t greet me at the door at first unless they wanted out the door to get to the grass, but after becoming close with them, I can’t hardly get through the door without stepping on them they’re so happy to see us, and, they both piratically sleep on top of us any chance they get, and I’m almost never alone in any room at any given time.

anyone who says cats aren’t affectionate or as affectionate as dogs and are therefor inferior simply prove they’re not willing to put effort into forging a relationship; they simply want the payoff without the work.

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the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

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sassyitachi:

A detailed description of the anime called “Naruto”

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mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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thankyoucorndog:

a really dumb straight-to-ink comic about how one really loud negative presence shouldn’t overpower all the positive presences in your life or something??? idk this is bad

thankyoucorndog:

a really dumb straight-to-ink comic about how one really loud negative presence shouldn’t overpower all the positive presences in your life or something??? idk this is bad

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pocketstilinski:

snapslikethis:

normal-life-or-doctor-life:

So because Lily is a muggleborn she would’ve seen all the classic Disney movies. And James’ patronus is a stag, what if her nickname for Harry as a baby was Bambi?

well lily did die trying to protect her son from a madman

who gave you the right

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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kneelbeforemistressphil:

kaalashnikov:

your-continuum:

kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

Anxiety is an excuse

i hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life

The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.

think about that

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